First off, I would like to say how interesting I find it that my creative brain fluids suddenly start working when I need to do unrequired homework.
It’s January 4th, and that means one thing: I survived another holiday season filled with weird food from other people.
This is The Christmas Story, as told by Adam.
I would like to own a Death Star.
Well, since there’s no abuse like self abuse, I decided to go to the gym again with Trainer Jarrod.
Well, it’s that time of year again: Christmas.
Well, it finally happened. I went bald last night.
Note: The names of people have been changed purely for my amusement,
Note: For my protection, the names of people and places have been altered and/or changed to help prevent those people from beating me up.