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BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap

SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the Let’s Digress News Network. 

Among other things, this document contained a transcript of a conversation between an unidentified employee discussing sensitive information pertaining to how that particular Amazon employee viewed the 77% gender wage gap, where women reportedly make $0.77 for every dollar their male counterparts make. 

The redacted and inapplicable sections of the document, which have been deemed inapplicable by the LDNN staff, been removed for your reading convenience. A copy of the remaining transcript dialogue is posted below. 

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