WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning new statement, House Democrats announced that they’re developing legislation to radically restrict abortion access to women.
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the
Greetings! If you are able, be sure to wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day. It means she didn’t abort you, and that’s always something to be grateful for.
Below is a comprehensive explanation of how and why vaccines cause autism.
Well, I’m going to cancel my Quip toothbrush subscription because of unborn babies.
Earlier this week, a Let’s Digress reporter sat down for an interview with Donny DeBrolo, “The Premiere Powerline Impersonator.”
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, an anonymous source close to someone familiar with a person who is knowledgeable about dealings within the White House told a news organization classified details about President
I’m currently reading The Abolition of Marriage by Maggie Gallagher.
My imagination is a busy thing and it gets confused sometimes. Like right now.