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Leaked–President Trump’s Notes

WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, an anonymous source close to someone familiar with a person who is knowledgeable about dealings within the White House told a news organization classified details about President Trump’s strategy and talking points prior to his meeting the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un.

The anonymous source’s confidant’s inside person leaked the following document that  came strait from President Trump’s personal Evernote Account:

When asked later at a White House press meeting about the validity of the leaked document, President Trump responded with, “Yes, Evernote is a tremendously successful company and they play a huge part in my list-making.”

A reporter then asked where he came up with the idea for using the I 2 I song. The President answered, “Well, as you all already know and to be quite frank with you, I left that Summit thing early. Barron and I have a weekly movie night and the tremendously successful cinematic blockbuster The Goofy Movie was the one on the docket for that night and I just couldn’t miss it.”

After going on for 93 seconds about how the first movie was better than the sequel, President Trump added, “Barron is a super smart kid. While we were watching it, he looked up at me with a mouth totally full of popcorn and said, ‘Dad, wouldn’t that be a good way to solve problems?’ Now that really struck me. That really struck me. And just after he said that, the I 2 I scene at the end of the movie came on and I said to myself, ‘Self, that’s it! That’s how we’ll denuclearize North Korea.’”

We are still waiting to receive a formal response from Disney.

For those who need a refresher on the hit Disney song that changed the course of history as we know it:

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