BREAKING–Statement Released from Horton the Elephant
JUNGLE OF NOOL—Horton the elephant released a statement earlier today while relaxing in a pool at his residence in Nool.
BREAKING–Mr. Potato Head’s New Replacement
PAWTUCKET, RI—In a social media firestorm announcement that rocked the tranquil grounds under which all spud-related toys have germinated peacefully beneath for decades, Hasbro released a new business plan, essentially
Let’s Digress about the Equality Act
The House of Representatives voted a few days ago to pass the Equality Act. But what does that mean? Is it really as simple and easy as “equality for everyone”?
Let’s Digress about Ableism
I was reading an article on Everyday Feminism just now and it finally happened: I actually agreed with something they said.
5 Valentine’s Day Tips–2021
Covid and the worldwide pandemic have changed a lot over the past year, the most heavily of which has been Valentine’s Day. However, there’s no reason for that pesky virus
BREAKING: Rambunctious Teenagers Causing Ruckus
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A group of junior boys from Lowell High School sparked a social media wildfire tornado earlier this week by penning a letter to the school’s principal requesting to
Thoughts on President Biden’s Abortion Policy Reversal
President Biden plans to revoke the Mexico City policy in order to protect women’s health and to further gender equality. This sounds wonderful, but I have a few thoughts…because it’s
How to be Romantic During a Biden Presidency
Are you curious about how to be romantic during a Biden/Harris presidency? Do you wish for your romantic endeavors to mirror the dynamics of President Biden and VP Harris? Do
A Pseudo-Solicited Opinion Related to Recent Obstructive Sinister Scariness
I have a few opinions on the recent bad behavior that has plagued our country.