May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Adam

Mother’s Day 2022

Amusing Things

An open letter to my mom (and every mom). 

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Dear Mom, 

Thank you for not aborting me. I think life has been pretty great so far and I’m glad you didn’t decide to abruptly end mine prematurely because of (insert convenient excuse).

Anyway, you’re the best! Happy Mother’s Day!

Love, 

Adam (and literally every other human who has ever been born)