Dear Adam,
I’m a long-time reader of your blog and a first-time emailer. Huge fan. Love the squirrel logo. Continue reading…
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Are God and Jesus infinitely tolerant? The incomplete short answer is, no. Continue reading…
Dear Demi Lovato, Continue reading…
Fellas, women are complicated. Continue reading…
*Disclaimer: This is mainly geared for EMS people, not so much non-EMS people.*
Arrows can only be shot when they are pulled backwards, unless compressed air or some sort of controlled explosion is involved. Continue reading…
It’s currently 3 am and I’m not sleeping. Continue reading…
Ladies, do you ever wonder why you haven’t found Mr. Right yet? Or perhaps you’ve dated a man whom you thought was Mr. Right, only for him to suddenly slip from your grasp? Have you been thinking, “How can I still be single? I’m such a good catch! I’m attractive, successful, not homicidally crazy, and my moral compass points north… What am I doing wrong?” Continue reading…
In 2013, Zach and I went to the movies and watched Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise and some other people (I don’t remember who they are, but that’s okay, because they’re not that important for my story). Anyway, we watched it. 124 minutes of SciFi-flavored awesome. Our inner nerds were very pleased by it. It was beautiful. It was like The Book of Eli meets Interstellar meets The Hunger Games or something. Continue reading…