Should We Give Our Guns to the Government?
I was reading some news stuff the other day and was informed that President Trump is literally Hitler.
LOS ANGELES, CA–Woman Refuses to Vaccinate Pet Dog
LOS ANGELES, CA—Late last week, Los Angeles native, Zola Adderley, gained a burst of unexpected traction from a social media post about her opting out of vaccinating her dog.
BREAKING–Boycott of Apple Face ID
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
How to Flirt Via Text
Why, hello there! Let me guess: You’ve found an appropriately-aged consenting human you’re romantically inclined toward and came here for advice on how to grow that fledging, eros-laden relationship?
4 Dating Tips for Men
Most websites with list-form dating advice tell you what qualities to look for in a person. Well, here at Let’s Digress Dating Solutions, we tell you which qualities to avoid.
Question: Should Men Make Law About…Anything?
I saw this circulating the interwebs a few days ago and it provoked me to question a few things about tolerance and governmental involvement. I need to have these questions
BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the
Let’s Digress About Living Wage and Responsibilities
I’ve seen this picture from this Akki fellow floating around on the social media lately. It made me think thoughts about some things, so I wrote an open letter to
Happy Mother’s Day, Moms!
Greetings! If you are able, be sure to wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day. It means she didn’t abort you, and that’s always something to be grateful for.
Let’s Digress About Devaluing Human Life
This terrible screenshot appeared on one of my newsfeeds recently. Most people should see it as illogical and manipulative after reading the first sentence. If you don’t see it as