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BREAKING–Biden Administration Announces Additional COVID Vaccine Advertising

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an announcement made last week by the White House press secretary, Jen Psaki introduced the Biden administration’s new and innovative ways to inform more American citizens about their need to get the Covid vaccine. 

“Look, guys, only healthcare workers and at-risk people have been getting the vaccine, even though it’s now open to most of the population,” Psaki said. “Conservatives and other white people seem to be pretty hesitant to get it, and, as you know, we’ve been partnering with Country Music Television, Deadliest Catch, and NASCAR for public safety announcements and advertising.”

Psaki was asked by a reporter if the Biden administration had any advertising plans for brown, black, and other communities of color, due to it not being inclusive to only cater to the white conservative demographic.

“That’s a great question,” Psaki said to the reporter. “The Biden administration does have a comprehensive plan to market the Covid vaccine to minority and other underprivileged communities of color.” 

Psaki then proceeded to elaborate that the administration planned to partner with Popeyes chicken franchises, cigarillo manufacturers, Hennessy liquor, and other various staples of black culture to place strategic and easy-to-understand Covid vaccine advertising. 

Preliminary studies indicate that this new methodology of advertising is projected to bring awareness and justified irritation related to the soft bigotry that is a mainstay of the Democratic party. 

This is a developing story and we at the LDNN will update you as the news updates us.

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