How to be Romantic During a Worldwide Pandemic, Part Deux
Happy New Year! And more importantly, happy 658th day of 15 Days to Slow the Spread!
Category: Amusing Things
A Halloween Epiphany
I had an epiphany on Halloween while headed to work. A spooky epiphany.
Scientists Confirm What Folklore Feared: Gingers Blink Differently
BIRMINGHAM, AL — In a landmark discovery made earlier this week at the Birmingham campus of the Let’s Digress Research Center of North America, scientists have unlocked the longstanding enigma
I’m Legitimately a Dad Now
I’m legitimately a dad now.
BREAKING—Tyler Perry Exclusive Interview
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In an exclusive interview this past week, Tyler Perry told LDNN Cultural Correspondent Les Bernadette that he planned on releasing a new Madea movie in honor of Pride month.
BREAKING–Biden Administration Announces Additional COVID Vaccine Advertising
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an announcement made last week by the White House press secretary, Jen Psaki introduced the Biden administration’s new and innovative ways to inform more American citizens about their
BREAKING–President Biden to Issue Executive Order to Thirteenth Amendment
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference earlier this week, President Biden revealed his plans on how to make the country safer from criminals, namely by issuing executive orders that would make
BREAKING–Statement Released from Horton the Elephant
JUNGLE OF NOOL—Horton the elephant released a statement earlier today while relaxing in a pool at his residence in Nool.
BREAKING–Mr. Potato Head’s New Replacement
PAWTUCKET, RI—In a social media firestorm announcement that rocked the tranquil grounds under which all spud-related toys have germinated peacefully beneath for decades, Hasbro released a new business plan, essentially
5 Valentine’s Day Tips–2021
Covid and the worldwide pandemic have changed a lot over the past year, the most heavily of which has been Valentine’s Day. However, there’s no reason for that pesky virus