How to be Romantic During a Worldwide Pandemic
Listen, the global economy basically skidding to a grinding halt resulting in everyone being in a self-imposed mass home quarantine is not a legitimate reason for your love life to
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BREAKING: Democrats Develop Bill to Restrict Abortion Access
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning new statement, House Democrats announced that they’re developing legislation to radically restrict abortion access to women.
Random Things I'm Thankful For
People ask me all the time on some occasions, “Adam, what are you thankful for?” Well, I’m going to answer that with a 12-point list of random things I’m thankful
Breaking–Snapchat Boycott, Alleged Filter Intolerance
SANTA MONICA, CA—In recent days, the iconic social media company, Snapchat has come under allegorical fire and literal threat of boycott due to a new discovery of bigotry and intolerance.
LOS ANGELES, CA–Woman Refuses to Vaccinate Pet Dog
LOS ANGELES, CA—Late last week, Los Angeles native, Zola Adderley, gained a burst of unexpected traction from a social media post about her opting out of vaccinating her dog.
BREAKING–Boycott of Apple Face ID
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
How to Flirt Via Text
Why, hello there! Let me guess: You’ve found an appropriately-aged consenting human you’re romantically inclined toward and came here for advice on how to grow that fledging, eros-laden relationship?
4 Dating Tips for Men
Most websites with list-form dating advice tell you what qualities to look for in a person. Well, here at Let’s Digress Dating Solutions, we tell you which qualities to avoid.
Question: Should Men Make Law About…Anything?
I saw this circulating the interwebs a few days ago and it provoked me to question a few things about tolerance and governmental involvement. I need to have these questions
BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the