BREAKING–Boycott of Apple Face ID
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
Category: Amusing Things
How to Flirt Via Text
Why, hello there! Let me guess: You’ve found an appropriately-aged consenting human you’re romantically inclined toward and came here for advice on how to grow that fledging, eros-laden relationship?
4 Dating Tips for Men
Most websites with list-form dating advice tell you what qualities to look for in a person. Well, here at Let’s Digress Dating Solutions, we tell you which qualities to avoid.
Question: Should Men Make Law About…Anything?
I saw this circulating the interwebs a few days ago and it provoked me to question a few things about tolerance and governmental involvement. I need to have these questions
BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the
Let’s Digress Exclusive: New Gender Study Reveals Previously Unprecedented Number of Genders
SEATTLE, WA—In a recent press conference held at the Let’s Digress Research Center’s satellite campus just outside of Seattle, Washington, one of the research teams disclosed the results of an
10 Valentine’s Day Tips
Since Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, I have decided to share 10 somewhat helpful tips for women to help them score a date and hopefully find love or
Let’s Digress Exclusive–Interview with Powerline
Earlier this week, a Let’s Digress reporter sat down for an interview with Donny DeBrolo, “The Premiere Powerline Impersonator.”
Leaked–President Trump’s Notes
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, an anonymous source close to someone familiar with a person who is knowledgeable about dealings within the White House told a news organization classified details about President
30 Questions to Ask Your Significant Other Before Moving in With Them
Life is difficult. It’s even more difficult when we make bad decisions. The goal of this post is to help simplify life for everyone and to promote good decisions.