BREAKING: Democrats Develop Bill to Restrict Abortion Access
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning new statement, House Democrats announced that they’re developing legislation to radically restrict abortion access to women.
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BREAKING–Boycott of Apple Face ID
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the
Happy Mother’s Day, Moms!
Greetings! If you are able, be sure to wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day. It means she didn’t abort you, and that’s always something to be grateful for.
Vaccines and Autism: How it Happens
Below is a comprehensive explanation of how and why vaccines cause autism.
Ending My Quip Subscription
Well, I’m going to cancel my Quip toothbrush subscription because of unborn babies.
Let’s Digress Exclusive–Interview with Powerline
Earlier this week, a Let’s Digress reporter sat down for an interview with Donny DeBrolo, “The Premiere Powerline Impersonator.”
Leaked–President Trump’s Notes
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, an anonymous source close to someone familiar with a person who is knowledgeable about dealings within the White House told a news organization classified details about President
Notes on The Abolition of Marriage
I’m currently reading The Abolition of Marriage by Maggie Gallagher.
My Imagination Sometimes Gets Confused
My imagination is a busy thing and it gets confused sometimes. Like right now.