BREAKING: CDC Releases New Technology to Enhance Social Distancing
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BREAKING: Rambunctious Teenagers Causing Ruckus
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A group of junior boys from Lowell High School sparked a social media wildfire tornado earlier this week by penning a letter to the school’s principal requesting to
How to be Romantic During a Biden Presidency
Are you curious about how to be romantic during a Biden/Harris presidency? Do you wish for your romantic endeavors to mirror the dynamics of President Biden and VP Harris? Do
I Received the COVID-19 Vaccine
I received the COVID-19 vaccine yesterday. However, I’ve been wondering if it will actually be effective or not due to one legitimate scientific concern. I shall elaborate.
How to be Romantic During a Riot
Tired of being quarantined? Do you want to riot and enhance your romantic endeavors simultaneously? Well, look no further.
BREAKING–New Protest Afoot
DAVENPORT, IA—Earlier this week, the Let’s Digress News Network received an anonymous tip that there was going to be a Black Lives Matter protest at the WEEP radio station located
How to be Romantic During a Worldwide Pandemic
Listen, the global economy basically skidding to a grinding halt resulting in everyone being in a self-imposed mass home quarantine is not a legitimate reason for your love life to
BREAKING: Democrats Develop Bill to Restrict Abortion Access
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning new statement, House Democrats announced that they’re developing legislation to radically restrict abortion access to women.
Random Things I'm Thankful For
People ask me all the time on some occasions, “Adam, what are you thankful for?” Well, I’m going to answer that with a 12-point list of random things I’m thankful
Breaking–Snapchat Boycott, Alleged Filter Intolerance
SANTA MONICA, CA—In recent days, the iconic social media company, Snapchat has come under allegorical fire and literal threat of boycott due to a new discovery of bigotry and intolerance.